braindrips:

good shit
ketrinhait:

JLA
Got my drinkin’ boots on and allies buckle shoes. Keen for beers to celebrate Rachel’s 21st

megay:

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

(Source: teshima--junta, via lexilouise)


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conqueringstorm:

goosebxmps:

fuck yo dreams

this is what life is all about